Assigned Gay By Jesus

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
nyancrimew

Anonymous asked:

whats your zodiac sign (for homestuck reasons)

nyancrimew answered:

the google result for "maia arson crimew zodiac sign" is "leo"ALT

u could literally google this

i have decided to strategically ignore the homestuck bit of the ask tho

ecrivainsolitaire

Wait, is arson your legal name?

nyancrimew

arson is my legal middle name yea

wheezethecheeze

didnt you just say you were going to ignore all notes on this post

nyancrimew

i might lie a little on the internet sometimes (i am a very curious kitty)

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multidimensional-trashcan

Things that can put the fear of god into a tumblr user:

- commenting 'this post feels like it has 10k notes'

- telling OP you're investing in their posts

- tagging it as a heritage post or even tagging @hellsite-hall-of-fame

- writing the absolute worst take known to man in the comment section so OP can prepare for a week long argument taking place in their notes

- making OP realize that they made a penis typo and it's too late to correct it

hellsite-hall-of-fame

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i’m investing OP, this has 10k notes to me :)

#heritagepost